wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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