Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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