so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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