You work out of a Hotel?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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