Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I forget how to act sober
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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