Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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