He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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