What a fucking waste of an outfit
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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