Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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