Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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