I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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