what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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