We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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