I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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