You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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