I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
