Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
id be glad to
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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