I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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