he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He did a backflip because drugs
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