Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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