i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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