would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I can't turn off my feet"
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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