I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So vagazzling was a success
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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