So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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