you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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