Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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