no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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