windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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