Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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