p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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