I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
And then my night got REAL pukey
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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