Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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