Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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