it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
