Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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