Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Girls should come with a carfax report
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
