It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Randomize
