If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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