does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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