Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Randomize
