Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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