normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Houston, we have a blender
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Ladies don't puke and tell
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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