No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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