She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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