This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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