the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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