FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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