Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Found the puke drawer
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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