i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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