it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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