god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
