i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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