summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Semen is not good for contacts.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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