your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
okay pat passed out under dana's car
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
