and you said cock pushups were impossible
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
No subtext here. People are naked.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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