That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
50% drunk capacity currently
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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