I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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